Oral Alphabet

Ever wondered how to find out what your partner really likes? Mine pulled out the pre-vacation stops and I simply must share.

Now you may know this one already, apparently it was making its way around the middle schools in the nineteen nineties. As I’ve clearly been hopelessly sheltered it was new to me. Your mileage may vary.  

Ask Regyna – Pegging for Everyone! Part 4

Yes, that does kinda make you a hooker (or girl you need a freebie).

Dear Regyna,

After 17 years of being a militant I-hate-men lesbian, one of my friends suddenly decided to start dating men. I was somewhat wary of her decision, but offered as much advice as she asked for on the male condition. She finally decided that she was bi-sexual and that the best part of dating men was they never asked questions and really didn’t care much about the how or the why of anything in life. I tried my best to let her know that this stereotype was not always true, but she was relentless.

One day at lunch she tells me that she doesn’t understand why the guy that had just broken off their 2 month affair had decided he didn’t like her anymore “I don’t get it” she said “I did everything he wanted me to do, including putting on my strap-on.” I looked up from my half eaten salad midchew and just stared at her. What did she just say to me? Her what?  

Ask Regyna – Pegging for Everyone! Part 3

For some people sex is a way to get revenge.

Dear Regyna,

After 17 years of being a militant I-hate-men lesbian, one of my friends suddenly decided to start dating men. I was somewhat wary of her decision, but offered as much advice as she asked for on the male condition. She finally decided that she was bi-sexual and that the best part of dating men was they never asked questions and really didn’t care much about the how or the why of anything in life. I tried my best to let her know that this stereotype was not always true, but she was relentless.

One day at lunch she tells me that she doesn’t understand why the guy that had just broken off their 2 month affair had decided he didn’t like her anymore “I don’t get it” she said “I did everything he wanted me to do, including putting on my strap-on.” I looked up from my half eaten salad midchew and just stared at her. What did she just say to me? Her what?  

Ask Regyna – Pegging for Everyone! Part 2

Now for the man-hating aspect of this whole situation.

Dear Regyna,

After 17 years of being a militant I-hate-men lesbian, one of my friends suddenly decided to start dating men. I was somewhat wary of her decision, but offered as much advice as she asked for on the male condition. She finally decided that she was bi-sexual and that the best part of dating men was they never asked questions and really didn’t care much about the how or the why of anything in life. I tried my best to let her know that this stereotype was not always true, but she was relentless.

One day at lunch she tells me that she doesn’t understand why the guy that had just broken off their 2 month affair had decided he didn’t like her anymore “I don’t get it” she said “I did everything he wanted me to do, including putting on my strap-on.” I looked up from my half eaten salad midchew and just stared at her. What did she just say to me? Her what?  

Ask Regyna – Pegging for Everyone!

Dear Regyna,

After 17 years of being a militant I-hate-men lesbian, one of my friends suddenly decided to start dating men. I was somewhat wary of her decision, but offered as much advice as she asked for on the male condition. She finally decided that she was bi-sexual and that the best part of dating men was they never asked questions and really didn’t care much about the how or the why of anything in life. I tried my best to let her know that this stereotype was not always true, but she was relentless.

One day at lunch she tells me that she doesn’t understand why the guy that had just broken off their 2 month affair had decided he didn’t like her anymore “I don’t get it” she said “I did everything he wanted me to do, including putting on my strap-on.” I looked up from my half eaten salad midchew and just stared at her. What did she just say to me? Her what?